News release

Adrian George Bailey, esq. issued the following general statement to his female friends at 1236 hrs BST on Thursday 6th September, 2012: Although attempts at seduction can be quite tiresome, you may wonder, now I come to mention it, why I have never attempted to seduce you, and to put the record straight may I say that although I find you attractive, I don’t want to risk offending you or being rejected, I don’t want to risk being murdered by your current or ex partner, and, most of all, I don’t want to risk losing my wife. Thank you for your kind understanding in this matter. xox